Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
