well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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