I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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