New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
The Olympian is in my bed
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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