Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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