OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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