you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The dick lei will go down in squad history
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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