I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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