Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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