and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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