Do you still have your period?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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