nut hugger
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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