idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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