We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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