I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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