Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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