therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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