im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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