that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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