Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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