Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
a search helicopter?!
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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