How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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