dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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