The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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