I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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