is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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