Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
