what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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