You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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