we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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