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My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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