I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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