I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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