youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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