We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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