This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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