I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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