Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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