i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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