i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just gift wrapped bread.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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