im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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