No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Houston, we have a blender
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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