Define "chronic" masturbator.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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