well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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