Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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