just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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