Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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