found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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