Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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