if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He felt like a one man threesome
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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