It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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