After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
She's like a pop up book from hell.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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