oh god the rape fog is back!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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